Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Voldemort Has a KID?!?!

Hey everyone! Neville has told me to create more posts, so I am! This one's question is....DID VOLDEMORT EVER HAVE A CHILD? I've been wondering this for a while now, so tell me....if he did indeed have a child, would it be a boy or a girl? What would his or her name be? Would he or she be just as evil as Voldemort, or would the kid want to join the forces of good? All these questions......please answer them!
XOXOXO Luna Lovegood

51 comments:

Fleur said...

i think OMV (oldy-moldy-voldy) should have gotten together with Beletrix Lestrange. then when molly killed her, he would have been weaker and he would be sobbing when Harry killed him. that would be quite a site.

Luna Lovegood said...

Yeah....ha ha ha!

Fleur said...

yup isn't my picture (in all modesty) so cute?

Luna Lovegood said...

ooooooooh shiny. *_*

I think Voldemort might have had a son and he named him.....

Luna Lovegood said...

BOB!!!!

Luna Lovegood said...

I might change my picture now.

Fleur said...

well i think...

Fleur said...

that he named his triplet girls...

Fleur said...

Mildred, Alberta, and...

Fleur said...

Bellamort!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dumbledore said...

I think if he had a kid....it would be very strange looking. Slits for a nose and bald, and maybe he would be named Wally....Waldemart :)

Maureen said...

I know Voldemort is so vain he would have to have part of his name in his child's name. I think the name Mortimer might be good. Then maybe the children would make fun of him and he would go away never to be seen again. ::::shudder:::: at the thought of Voldemort's child

Neville Longbottom said...

Voldy never had a kid, everyone hated him too much. Yes even the female death eaters.

Hedwig said...

I think, if Voldy had a kid, he would call it somthing odd like, um, Oldemotrevay !!!!!(that's voldemort in pig latin!!!!!!!!) Everyone would either tease him or hate him!!!!

Hedwig said...

WAIT!!!!!!! It's a girl! Here is the link!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvdpCKVfBsc

Voldemort said...

YOU'RE ALL WRONG!!!!!!! I had no child because had Dumbledore NOT discovered my horcruxes, I would have lived forever!!!!! Therefore I was in no rush to have a child. Had I lived forever, I wouldn't have needed a succeser. And the female Death Eaters do not hate me. THEY FEAR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Voldemort said...

And of course HE (yes it would be a boy fools) would be evil. He would have been raised by an evil set of parents. Also I have no love for Bellatrix Lestrange. I HATE her. As a matter of fact I rejoiced when she died.

Fleur said...

really now.

Fleur said...

i think he had a girl and named it...

Fleur said...

Voldytrix!!!!!!!!!

Dumbledore said...

Trixie for short?

Nymphadora Tonks said...

Yeah, I have a hard time believing that Voldemort could've ever had a child. He was way too self-obsessed and arrogant; like Voldy himself just pointed out, he really did believe that he was going to live forever... Why would he feel like he needed to have a child?

Fleur said...

he needs evil reinforcements

Voldemort said...

No, if I needed reinforcements I would just hire them. Fear is a powerful method when it comes to convincing people. Or I could create an army out of the bodies of the dead like I did to guard one of my Horcruxes. I have no need for children. Also, it would take years before my son/daughter could fight, let alone learn powerful magic. Why waste time raising a child when I could re-animate corpses? And I certainly Wouldn't name the child Voldytrix!!!!! Gross. No. If it was a girl I'd name her...... no, I'd throw her a lake. I don't need a child.

Voldemort said...

Oh, and if it was a boy I'd feed it to Nagini. Oh, and Luna, you NEED to add more posts.

Oblio95 said...

Hey Luna, it's Nick from school...

Voldemort should NOT be reproducing. That's kind of just sick and wrong. Even if Bellatrix was completely into him, I don't think Voldy would have put up with that kind of thing....I pity any children that man spawned (example: flat-nosed, red snakey eyes, bald as a ping-pong ball, probably sunburns easily, and has complete anger management issues).

Luna Lovegood said...

This is very true, but Harry had kids so if you want someone to write Albus Potter books or whatever then we need a villain!!! x(

Voldemort said...

I HATE KIDS!!!!! Further more I HATE BELLATRIX LESTRANGE!!!!!! I mean, good god, she has strange in her name!!!!!

Luna Lovegood said...

Yes I think we all realized that. Now hurry to my new post.

Fleur said...

oh, well she loves you

Fleur said...

think about it OMV, if you had a wife, you could break her heart. i'm suprised you haven't thought of that yet.

Luna Lovegood said...

Yeah, ha ha. It would be really evil. A new low for you, Voldy!

Voldemort said...

No, I'm telling you if Voldemort did that he'd have a rabid female with a wand trying to kill him. AND I HATE BELLATRIX LESTRANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fleur said...

i can tell you have a secret crush on her.

Voldemort said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luna Lovegood said...

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

:::musical interlude:::
VOLDY'S IN LOOOOVE!
VOLDY'S IN LOOOOVE!
VOLDY'S IN LOOOOVE!

Fleur said...

yes he is. to bad she died. i would have loved to see the first romantic date.

Luna Lovegood said...

But Voldemort died too, so they can have a date in the Underworld! :)

Oblio95 said...

What are they? Greek or something? i would say that it would be (as Ron would say) "Bloody Hell". Besides voldemort would rather go through tortures in Hell then date Bellatrix>:^(

Luna Lovegood said...

WHO ARE YOU DOBBY???

Luna Lovegood said...

You are N.I. :)

Luna Lovegood said...

I think Voldy had triplets and named them Voldytrix, Bellamort, and...

Luna Lovegood said...

Tom Junior!!!!!! (TJ for short)

Fleur said...

hey!!!!!!!!!!!! you stole two of the names i came up with!!!!!!!!!!

Luna Lovegood said...

Sorry, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I like your names. Plus I like thinking about the cute little triplets (especially TJ)!

Luna Lovegood said...

Oh come on, am I the only one here who thinks Tom Jr. would be cute? Well, cute but psycho..things even out!!!! Anyway, I think that those trip-a-lets would be like Voldemort...except THREE TIMES THE EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::::::::horror music playing:::::::::
Those three could get away with ANYTHING!

Fleur said...

and they'd be totally insane like bellatrix

Luna Lovegood said...

Yes.....mwahahahaha
This is Bellatrix writing from Bloody H*** and she is very pleased to hear that she has triplets who are just as insane as I am!!!!!!

Voldemort said...

Funny, But I HATE the name Tom!!! Didn't Dumbledore make that pretty darn clear?

Voldemort said...

And I don't love Bellatrix!!!!!1!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!

Fleur said...

yes u DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!