Since people hate ads in magazines, The Quibbler has decided to put the ads online!!! This is a virtual Room of Ads (ROA) where you can write ads for no particular reason to your heart's content! Whoo-hoo! Yeah! But this room also means that you're going to have to stop writing ads in the other posts. Okay, that's pretty much it!!!!
Watch out for Nargles!
XOXOXO Luna Lovegood
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Are you bored? Seeking adventure? And are you an 11-year-old witch or wizard? Then you should go to Hogwarts! It rocks out loud! Learn spells like "REDUCTO!" to make something turn into dust! And plus, it's practically free! Just pay an admission price of 1 Galleon per child!
CONTACT: Minerva McGonagall, now that Dumbledore (sob) kicked the bucket
NOTE: If you are a Muggle, I shouldn't have said that. OBLIVIATE!!!!!!!!!!!
This ad is unrelated...
Where do dreams come from? Who or what gives them to us? In this novel follow the story of Littlest One, a trainee dream-giver and her fight against the evil Sinisteeds.
Lois Lowry works her magic again!!!
I'm sure you all would love this book.
Do you tire of being good? Are you bald, have red eyes, and slits for a nose? Then you should join the Death Eaters!!! We are a non-profit organization that gives witches and wizards that fit the description, a chance to feel normal. Our other goals are world domination, killing the scar-headed whelp, and snake conservation!!!
CONTACT: The Dark Lord Voldemort
LOCATION: The Old Riddle House/Mansion/Thingy
NOTE: Only British and Americans will be excepted
NOTE 2: People with lightning-shaped scars anywhere on their bodies will be Avada Kadavra'd
Do you tire of being evil? Want to make difference in the world? Well then you should join the Order of the Phoenix! Fight Voldemort in an endless battle! Other goals include overthrowing the Minister (because he is a complete doofus) and shutting up that portrait of Mrs. Black!
CONTACT: Anyone who is already in the order
PLACE:#12 Grimmauld Place
PLEASE NOTE: If you are, or have been, a Death Eater in any way, shape, or form, you will not be accepted into the Order for fear you might murder the Order members in the most painful way possible!
But Snape was a Death Eater and he was in the order.
Are you tired of getting attacked by Grindylows? Well then try the Luna Patented Gurdyroot! It will protect you from Grindylows and you can fit it in your pocket!
CONTACT: Luna Loveggod
PLACE: the Lovegood house type thingy
NOTE: Gurdyroots are not for sale to anyone who calls me looney.
Are you so outragiously tired of your dull, dull self that you would kill someone? Have you never tasted the darkest of all dairy products? Then you should join the Death Eaters!!!!!!! We are a non-profit organization that gives people that fit the description a chance to feel normal, and its a great way to stay in-shape!!!
GOALS: To kill the scar-headed whelp, world domination, and snake conservation!!!!! Go snakes!!!!
CONTACT: The Dark Lord Voldemort
LOCATION: The Old Riddle House/Mansion/Thingy
NOTE: If you're one of those blasted kids that keep playing on my lawn (Harry, Cedric) I'll kill you when I see you!!!!!!!!!!
Is your name Luna? Do people call you Looney? Then you need Avad- I mean, Get Rid Of Your Enemies Powder!!!!! It's simple to use, plus it smells great!! Just sprinkle some on your enemy's bed. Then when they lay down for the night, POOF!!!!!! No more bullies!!!! WOOOOOO WHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
CONTACT: The Dark- I mean Light Lord Voldemort
LOCATION: A Chamber Of Secrets Near You!!!!
NOTE: It's official name is Voldy's Enemy Get Rid Of-er !!!!!!
Do you hate it when people say you're in love with someone and your not? Then I can't help you!!!!! I don't even know why I'm writing this!!!!!
CONTACT: n/a
LOCATION: n/a
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Yeah, right. Even I'm not stupid enough to fall for that. Voldy's Enemy Get Rid Of-er! I mean, come on.
P.S. Can I have 10 boxes please?
luna, why would we want to overthrow the ministry when the Minister of Magic is Kingsley Shacklebolt?
PS, re-read the epilogue of the last book!
Sure Luna, I'll give it to you on Monday!!!!
Oh whatever. I'm talking about when Rufus Scrimgeour was the Minister...the ding-dong. I would like to call him something much worse.
Are you getting annoyed with having a brown thumb? Want a Green thumb instead? Well if you have a brown thumb, and want to be able to get a plant to actually grow, then join Neville's Plant Class Incorporated.
CONTACT: Neville Longbottom
LOCATION: Gran's house
Are you tired of Voldemort.Then read chapter 36 of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows!
Brown hair is sooo boring. And being a blonde just sets you up for those "dumb blonde jokes."
But now, with the new and improved "Tonks Tonic" you can have hair that will knock your socks off! Surprise even yourself when you look in the mirror!
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Call 1-800-Tonks-Hair to get your supply TODAY!
TESTIMONIAL: You know, I was never good at housework. Washing dishes ended up in cracked plates and broken glasses. Mopping the floor caused a flood in the kitchen. Cooking up a simple dish of fish and chips resulted in Remus getting doused with tartar sauce and malt vinegar.
But now, with the help of Dobby's Scrub and Soak, all I have to do is open a bottle and voila! All the housework is done! That's right... I, Nymphodora Tonks, with the help of Dobby's Scrub and Soak can now keep a clean house!
It is just like magic! (Okay, it is magic, but you know what I mean!)
luna, rufus scrimgeour is dead, remember?
I cannot win!!!!!!!! I am talking about when he was alive!!!!!! Jeez people, you are taking away my best arguments here!
Do you get annoyed easily? Then try some Lovegood Oblivious Tonic! You can completely ignore taunts of "LOONEY!!!" with no effort!!!!!
CONTACT: Luna Lovegood by owl
SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE A BORED, VACANT EXPRESSION AND MOOD SWINGS.
Do you tire of Harry Potter blogs? Well then come see LUNA'S FANTASY BOOK CLUB! It is a new blog that I created.
LINK:
http://www.lunafantasy.blogspot.com/
You bored! You want to CLEAN! then contact Dobby the House Elf at www.dobbyssock.blogspot.com to learn more. GO MORE!!!
puh-leaze. normal people do NOT like to clean.
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Sincerest regards,
Luna Lovegood
President
WEIRD
I know, aren't I? :D
YUP
Have you found the clue yet?
no
Well, Toph, you don't need the clue. I wonder if anyone is smart enough to find it. I will give you one more clue: what comes before weird?
HAHAHAHAHAHA you'll never guess!!!!
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