A new section of The Quibbler! This is where Oldy Moldy Voldy gets his say on everything, from Nargles to Naruto (not that anyone likes Naruto). You all can leave comments once in a while, but make sure to let OMV give his opinion first! Don't forget to pick on him!
XOXOXO Luna Lovegood
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Whoo hoo I'm first! I would like to say that I have a loose tooth that will come out any second now- *pop*
That must be it!
I am a buzzing bee. Ummmmmmmmmmmmm... I don't know what to say.
then go clean for those of us who don't like to dobby!
In my new research, I have discovered that Tiger's Blood flavored snow cones are actually Lion's Blood flavored. For those who are wondering, I didn't taste the actual blood, Nagini did ( I had to get a second opinion, so Wormtail tasted the blood too) .
Also, I've found that Lucious Malfoy's D.N.A. is fifty percent failure, twenty-five percent idiot, and twenty-five percent ........ unknown. However, Draco Malfoy's D.N.A. is seventy-five percent coward, twenty-four percent girl, and one percent idiot.
My D.N.A. is seventy-five percent snake, fourteen percent brilliant, ten percent male, and one percent human.
NOTE: All research was done by Death Eater Inc. All data is copy-right 2008.
I have also recently done research on The Nights Who Say *shudders* Ni! Ugh. It appears that now, they not only require shrubberies, but also *shudders again* Wooden Benches!!!!! And they won't stop saying *shudders twice* Ni! Until you bring them one!
NOTE: This has been researched on behalf of Weird Knights Incorporated. Now bring me a shrubbery and wooden bench!!!! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
My DNA is fifty percent insane, twenty-five percent brilliant, twenty-four percent loyal, and one percent Nargle!!!
OMV stinks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neville, your DNA is seventy-five percent blundering baboon, twenty percent loyal Gryffindor, and ...keep looking it is in there...way down deep...i promise...aha! there it is...the five percent brilliant auror I have been looking for!
I am 50% Veela, 25% bravery, 10% genious and 15% loyalty.
Funny Fleur, but your D.N.A. is 50% annoying, 25% insanity, and 25% France'.
Put a sock in it, Voldy.
But it's the room of VOLDEMORT, so why would I stop talking? Anyway, in my latest research I discovered the secret to ignoring idiotic muggle bands such as the N.B.B. You simply go to your nearest basement and begin filming your very own American Idol spoof.
Also I've found that Neville's brain is composed of 2% kelp, 97% blathering idiot and 1% of 1% brave.
Also, I would like to remind you all that, as of now, platform 9 3/4 is only accesible by cats. So, start becoming animagesus.
Voldy, do you ever make any sense? And stop being rude.
Now Chico, Lily, Moki, and Titan are going to have to go on Platform 9 3/4!
Happy Easter!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Voldy! Please take a little look-see at the "Voldemort has a KID?" post. I think you'll be surprised!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
'Tis only a flesh wound!
"Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing gdgbgd..."
What the heck is going in here???
I am 50% owl and 50% GENIUS!!!!!
Albus Severus......
50% annoying, 25% lazy, and 25% unknown.
(Note:Albus Severus is my real-life brother. He also attends Galactic.) GASP! :O
GASP!
I am 50% genius, 25% loyal Ministry worker, and 25% lovely if I do say so myself.
HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! You're a good joker Umbridge!
dolores--if u want me 2, i can probably help u bring urself up 2 25% beuty but ur not quite there yet--just a bit of work, shall we?
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